..:: Crawling amongst the Dead ::..

As you all know, Zombies were originally described as people who have risen from the dead (the walking dead).By becoming a zombie, it can be a fate worse than Death. In the town of Walking Disasters, toxins are spreading thru out the atmosphere making humans into flesh eating bitches.

People are not made into zombies for just for any reason.Usually, they are accused of breaking strict codes and found guilty by sexually abuse or downloading illegal porns.So as you can read, most of the zombies are likely Emo porn addicts. If you pay close attention in the movies such as Resident Evil or Rising of the Deads, the zombies mostly aim either for the neck or the breast. They will never go for the dick. How great is that for the guys but its kinda sadly disgusting for the young ladies.

I shall finally exposed the secrets of zombies! Previously, on how dirty and stupid they are running here and there just too find human organs. Deep down inside, they still have the asshole-ness which help us destroy fags only haven't met the afterlife. People were led to believe that the creation of zombies required supernatural powers. BULLSHIT!! by seeing them jump even further than no human beings can? That's ain't supernatural powers,that's sports! Smelling the sense of a human by far is no power either, its called instinct my friend.

No doubt, modern science may not have the answer to all what I just wrote but secrets gradually being unraveled. In any case, the motherfucking superstitious are not the only explanation to strange and inexplicable shity happenings.